Valentine’s Day (New Line) (2010) (New York Times)

Patrick Dempsey and Jennifer Garner in “Valentine’s Day.” The best and really only sensible thing to say about the dire romantic comedy “Valentine’s Day,” which is neither romantic nor remotely comedic, is that it makes you appreciate and long for the breeziness, acting and basic competency — the decent lighting, focused cameras and choreographed action — of “Love Actually,” the ingratiating …